April 17: Fun with skeletons
What did the skeleton say to the Ex-Lax?
You won't get anything out of me.
That's one of the few skeleton jokes I know.
The other skeleton joke I know was told to Johnny Depp by Al Pacino while the two were making the movie, Donnie Brasco.
The joke goes like this:
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
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Hahahahaha!
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I never wanted to be a skeleton for Halloween. I'd seen the skeleton costumes and they were nothing but black clothes with bones painted on them. I didn't think they'd fool anyone. Of course, I thought everyone was fooled by my ghost costume, which was just an old sheet with eyehole cutouts.
I guess if I was a necrophiliac, I'd have all sorts of fun with skeletons. But since I'm not, all i can say skeletons are good for are silly jokes, performing autopsies and hanging out in science classrooms.
You won't get anything out of me.
That's one of the few skeleton jokes I know.
The other skeleton joke I know was told to Johnny Depp by Al Pacino while the two were making the movie, Donnie Brasco.
The joke goes like this:
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
-
Hahahahaha!
-
I never wanted to be a skeleton for Halloween. I'd seen the skeleton costumes and they were nothing but black clothes with bones painted on them. I didn't think they'd fool anyone. Of course, I thought everyone was fooled by my ghost costume, which was just an old sheet with eyehole cutouts.
I guess if I was a necrophiliac, I'd have all sorts of fun with skeletons. But since I'm not, all i can say skeletons are good for are silly jokes, performing autopsies and hanging out in science classrooms.
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