April 17: Fun with skeletons

What did the skeleton say to the Ex-Lax?

You won't get anything out of me.

That's one of the few skeleton jokes I know.

The other skeleton joke I know was told to Johnny Depp by Al Pacino while the two were making the movie, Donnie Brasco.

The joke goes like this:

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Hahahahaha!

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I never wanted to be a skeleton for Halloween. I'd seen the skeleton costumes and they were nothing but black clothes with bones painted on them. I didn't think they'd fool anyone. Of course, I thought everyone was fooled by my ghost costume, which was just an old sheet with eyehole cutouts.

I guess if I was a necrophiliac, I'd have all sorts of fun with skeletons. But since I'm not, all i can say skeletons are good for are silly jokes, performing autopsies and hanging out in science classrooms.

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