Aug. 22: Cream
There are many kinds of cream. There's shaving cream and there's whipped cream. It is not a good idea to mix these things up. At best you will have a lousy shave. At worst you will poison yourself next time you eat a sundae. I wonder how many kinds of cream I have in my house. I have some foot cream and I have some shaving cream. I don't have sour cream because sour cream is bad (the bag of sour cream and onion potato chips I have in my cubboard don't count.) Recently, I spoke about getting shaved in a barber shop and how the shaving cream there smelled like grapes. It was also hot, like they kept the shaving cream in a microwave. The best kind of shaving cream is the little white cake. You take a shaving brush and then you wet it and you rub it on the white cake and you get shaving cream off of it and then you smear it on your face and then you shave. - My dad's favourite cream is the stuff that's found in Boston Cream Pie (which actually is a...