Dec. 16: Belly

 Melly had a belly

and her belly was so smelly

because all that poor old Melly

ever ever ate was jelly


and the jelly that old Melly

liked to eat was really smelly

it was smelly smelly jelly

in the belly of old Melly


Well one day on the telly

Melly saw an ad for jelly

they said this brand of jelly

was jelly that's not smelly


Well Melly felt all swelly

because she really loved her jelly

but the only jelly Melly

could find was really smelly


So now our good friend Melly

has a belly that's not smelly

'cause the jelly on the telly

was sold to our friend Melly


Melly shows her belly

and she says: "will you please smell me?

Smell the jelly on my belly

'cause the jelly isn't smelly."

 

Well Melly's good friend Kelly

knows that Melly isn't smelly

'cause the jelly on her belly

isn't smelly Melly jelly

 

but Kelly wants some jelly

so she bought some jel from Melly

but the jelly Melly sellied

was the smelly Melly jelly


Well now old Kelly's belly

is smelly from the jelly

that was sold to her by Melly

and her belly that's not smelly



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