Dec. 2: Dear Santa

 Usually I never ask for material things but I sure want one of these this year:


Now what is that monstrosity? It looks like what an IPad might look like if it was built in 1980. No, it is a freewrite, a no frills laptop that allows writers to do nothing but write. There are no email portals, web browsers, or a boatload of notifications. You plug it in and let the muse carry you away.

I used to be a prolific writer but my output went way down when I got on social media. My problem is that my writing machine is also my entertainment delivery machine. I want a freewrite so I can discover my first love again. 

But if that’s too pricey for you, Santa, I also need socks


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